Tesla says I’ll pay $300 for this wireless phone charger

This is a wireless phone charger This holds three complete phones, not just one! It charges them wirelessly Tesla does it! Only $300 You can take my money, shut up! Are you kidding? This is amazing! JANET! JANET!

“Inspired from the angular designs and metallic stylings of Cybertruck,” with 15W! That seems like quite a lot. It’s worth checking out what my normal charger charges. I bet it’s half as expensive as this one. This stupid charger is not modeled after a truck. not even in production yet.

Look at the build quality. It has everything: an aluminum housing and an alcantara top (who doesn’t love the feeling of microfiber materials that feel like suede?) It also comes with a magnetic stand that can be detached and can either lay flat or tilted. So I’m always looking at my phones, even while they charge. This is going be amazing. The best three hundred dollars plus tax that I’ve ever spent. JANET WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT WALKET?

Yes, it does use FreePower technology. This means I can throw in a few thousand dollars worth of Qi compatible earbuds and smart watches on this thing. They won’t be required to line them up, or any other requirements. I’m the type that moves quickly and breaks things.

What does it mean that it won’t come out until February? Tesla months could mean years in the future! JANET! IX-NAY OVER THE ALLET-WAY