Lullabies that will lead your baby to success

You know what’s wrong with babies? They’re lazy. Parents who want their baby to be more than a 9-5 wage slave need to start building a love for hustle when they’re still in the cradle. Research shows that lullabies are the quickest way to help babies understand simple concepts, like the importance of entrepreneurship. Since the classic lullabies don’t highlight that message, here are some alternatives to set your baby on the path to success.

Up little baby, don’t sleep in late

Up little baby,
no time to sleep.
Momma’s got an early
routine to keep.
And if this baby
can’t wake up,
momma’s gonna buy him
a coffee cup.
And if that coffee
he don’t like,
momma’s gonna buy him
an indoor bike.
Being a morning
baby is key,
to running your
future company.

Row your boat down the CEO river

If you want to have
a successful series A.
Don’t go to sleep, don’t go to sleep,
hustle every day.

Keep working little baby

Keeping working little baby
no time to drool.
Momma will help you
get into the fancy school.
Soon interviews
for the semester will start.
In will get baby
or he’ll break mommy’s heart.

You are my sunshine and also my side hustle

You are my business,
my little business.
I’ll make you happy
to be an entrepreneur.
You’ll form a startup,
or create a product
So you can pay for my retirement.

Lean in sweet baby girl

Lean in, lean in
sweet baby.
Soon you’ll be a
boss lady.
You’ll hire workers
far and wide.
And fire workers
whose standards start to slide.
Lean in, lean in
sweet baby.
Soon you’ll be a
big boss lady.