Tesla says I will spend $300 on the wireless phone charger

This is a wireless phone charger It can hold not just one, but three phones! They can be charged wirelessly Tesla does it! It’s only $300 Take my money and shut up! Are you serious? This is amazing! JANET! JANET!

“Inspired By the angular design of Cybertruck and its metallic styling,” with 15W power! It sounds like a lot. You should check out my normal charger, it isn’t half as powerful as this. This stupid charger is not modeled after a truck. not even in production yet.

Look at the build quality. It has everything: an aluminum housing and an alcantara top (who doesn’t love the feeling of microfiber materials that feel like suede?) It also comes with a magnetic stand that can be detached and placed at an angle. So I’m always looking at my phones, even while they charge. This is going to make my life so much easier. This is the best three hundred dollars plus any tax I will ever spend. JANET, WHERE ARE YOU WITH THAT WALLET?

It uses FreePower technology. That means that I can just toss a few grand worths of Qi-compatible headphones, smart watches, and accessories on it all willy-nilly. You don’t need to arrange them or anything. That’s how I do things. I am the type of person who can move fast and break things.

It won’t be out until February, what do you mean? Tesla months could mean years in the future! JANET! IX-NAY OVER THE ALLET-WAY